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It's already 2am →
It's already 2am.
You last napped at 3pm.
You closed your eye for 4 minutes.
I really could use a nap too.
Please don't make me throw you out the window.
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I work early tomorrow →
Tomorrow's alarm clock is mocking me already.
So, let's strike a deal: you snooze, I snooze.
And maybe, just maybe, we'll both survive my early morning grind.
Without resorting to caffeine IVs
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Cursed neighbors who slammed the door →
In the dark of the night, we try to find some peace
But those neighbors next door just won't let us sleep
Their door slams like thunder, a punk rock refrain
Keeping us awake, driving us insane.
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Don't make me call the T-800 →
Late at night, the baby's cries fill the air,
Mom's eyelids heavy, but there's no time to spare.
If you keep this up, kid, it's gonna get real messy,
Don't make me call the T-800, it'll get messy!
Just effing sleep!
This is for all moms and dads. You must keep believing your newborn will fall asleep soon. Our effing lullabies are here to help.